There comes a point in every cat’s life when he must ask himself a very important question: Is writing a diary enough… or should it be heard? Weasley, it seems, has reached that point. What began as a few observations — shared here, and occasionally on the Diamond Harbour Facebook page — gradually turned into … Continue reading Weasley’s Podcast — Now You Can Hear It
(Under Weasley’s Deck, Wednesday 02 July 2025, 5:35pm) After a rather long hiatus (due in part to climate changes and my own internal “issues”), I am pleased to report that the Mindful Meetings have resumed. The first was held last Wednesday night underneath the deck at my house. I swept up the leaves with my … Continue reading Minutes from the Mindfulness Meeting
I’ve been doing some reflecting lately — between meditative naps on the windowsill and my ongoing feud with the neighbour’s compost bin lid. And I’ve come to a difficult but important decision – it’s time to bring back the Mindfulness Meetings. Why now? Because things have been rough in the feline realm. First, we lost … Continue reading A Call to Paws
I recently imported the full and final version of The Woes of Weasley into an AI programme just to get an idea of the genres it suggested and to see what sort of synopsis it might be able to create. I got more than I bargained for! What amused me the most was the overview … Continue reading The Cats of Diamond Harbour
RUN AWAY from noise with haste and remember what peace may be found when you sleep in your favourite place in the sun. As far as possible, without surrender, act superior to all other animals (especially dogs). Speak your truth loudly and clearly and never respond to your owner’s calls. Act deaf and ignorant; they … Continue reading Desiderata for Cats
🐾 Featuring stolen parcels, neighbourhood rumours… and a stash that raises serious questions This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:Spotifyor wherever you usually get your podcasts. STORY OUTLINE Serafina alerts the others about a mail thief operating … Continue reading The Cat Thief
🐾 Featuring Committees, Social Media Chaos & a Questionable Acronym This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:Spotifyor wherever you usually get your podcasts. STORY OUTLINE Serafina Pekkala rallies the local cats to form S.P.U.N.C. — the Society … Continue reading SPUNC – The Society for the Prevention of Un-Neutered Cats
🐾 Featuring Philosophical Ramblings, Bad Singing & a Mind-Altering Plant This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:SpotifyApple Podcasts or wherever you usually get your podcasts. STORY OUTLINE Weasley and Ron discover a patch of catnip growing wild … Continue reading Cats in the Catnip
🐾 Featuring Misunderstandings, Heightened Emotions & Behaviour That Could Have Been Handled Better This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:SpotifyApple Podcasts or wherever you usually get your podcasts. STORY OUTLINE In this entry from The Diary of … Continue reading The Catfight
🐾 Introduction — The Diary Begins This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:SpotifyApple Podcasts or wherever you usually get your podcasts. STORY OUTLINE Weasley, a ginger domestic cat, introduces himself and his background. He reflects on his … Continue reading The Woes of Weasley
