A Head of Steam

“You wouldn’t read about it,” said Squeak, shaking his head and making a tut-tutting noise. “We did read about it,” said Captain Obvious, Ron. “But what are we going to do about it?” I just wanted to smooth this all over as quickly as possible. Serafina jumped on top of the rusted wheelbarrow which she … Continue reading A Head of Steam

The Gingernuts

Ron comes out of the kitchen and I immediately know that there’s something wrong.  He’s not licking his lips which I take as a clear sign that he hasn’t eaten the remains of the steak and kidney Jimbos I’d deliberately left in my bowl.  This out-of-character behaviour is not lost on Squeak who attempts to … Continue reading The Gingernuts


This story is longer than usual, but I’ve got that much news I literally don’t know where to start! I suppose it all started on Christmas Day when Mummy was given a very special Christmas present by her daughter.  It was a framed portrait of me painted by a local artist!  I didn’t get to … Continue reading Scarface