There comes a point in every cat’s life when he must ask himself a very important question: Is writing a diary enough… or should it be heard? Weasley, it seems, has reached that point. What began as a few observations — shared here, and occasionally on the Diamond Harbour Facebook page — gradually turned into … Continue reading Weasley’s Podcast — Now You Can Hear It
(Under Weasley’s Deck, Wednesday 02 July 2025, 5:35pm) After a rather long hiatus (due in part to climate changes and my own internal “issues”), I am pleased to report that the Mindful Meetings have resumed. The first was held last Wednesday night underneath the deck at my house. I swept up the leaves with my … Continue reading Minutes from the Mindfulness Meeting
I’ve been doing some reflecting lately — between meditative naps on the windowsill and my ongoing feud with the neighbour’s compost bin lid. And I’ve come to a difficult but important decision – it’s time to bring back the Mindfulness Meetings. Why now? Because things have been rough in the feline realm. First, we lost … Continue reading A Call to Paws
I recently imported the full and final version of The Woes of Weasley into an AI programme just to get an idea of the genres it suggested and to see what sort of synopsis it might be able to create. I got more than I bargained for! What amused me the most was the overview … Continue reading The Cats of Diamond Harbour
🐾 Featuring an emergency announcement… a “Podium of Truth” … and a set of rules that takes an Abundance of Caution just a little too far An Abundance of Caution is one of the more satirical episodes in The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. … Continue reading An Abundance of Caution
🐾 Featuring a very official pandemic briefing… an unexpected Isolation Flat… and the realisation that living in a bubble may be harder than expected This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:Spotifyor wherever you usually get your podcasts. … Continue reading The Isolation Flat
🐾 Featuring a bold response to a global crisis, a very confident cat… and a plan that may or may not make any sense This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:Spotifyor wherever you usually get your podcasts. … Continue reading The Orange Guy
🐾 Featuring a framed portrait… a mysterious admirer… and the alarming discovery that not all romance is quite what it seems Scarface is Episode 12 of The Diary of an Orange Cat podcast and one of the most memorable stories from The Woes of Weasley. In this story, Weasley develops a worrying growth on his … Continue reading Scarface
RUN AWAY from noise with haste and remember what peace may be found when you sleep in your favourite place in the sun. As far as possible, without surrender, act superior to all other animals (especially dogs). Speak your truth loudly and clearly and never respond to your owner’s calls. Act deaf and ignorant; they … Continue reading Desiderata for Cats
🐾 Featuring an unexpected diagnosis… a very opinionated visitor… and one or two truths that are slightly difficult to ignore This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available both as a book and as a podcast. 👉 Listen here:Spotifyor wherever you usually get your podcasts. 🎧 Watch / listen … Continue reading An Unexpected Visitor
