Tuesday 11th August 2026 Tonight’s Mindfulness Meeting was a complete fiasco. I blame Winston, who triggered the Emergency Meeting this morning by setting off the Emergency Meow Alert in the agreed way (three crisp meows at dawn or dusk). We were halfway through a Speaking Paw session on Remaining Calm in Troubled Times when Winston … Continue reading A Matter of National Importance
There comes a point in every cat’s life when he must ask himself a very important question: Is writing a diary enough… or should it be heard? Weasley, it seems, has reached that point. What began as a few observations — shared here, and occasionally on the Diamond Harbour Facebook page — gradually turned into … Continue reading Weasley’s Podcast — Now You Can Hear It
(Under Weasley’s Deck, Wednesday 02 July 2025, 5:35pm) After a rather long hiatus (due in part to climate changes and my own internal “issues”), I am pleased to report that the Mindful Meetings have resumed. The first was held last Wednesday night underneath the deck at my house. I swept up the leaves with my … Continue reading Minutes from the Mindfulness Meeting
I’ve been doing some reflecting lately — between meditative naps on the windowsill and my ongoing feud with the neighbour’s compost bin lid. And I’ve come to a difficult but important decision – it’s time to bring back the Mindfulness Meetings. Why now? Because things have been rough in the feline realm. First, we lost … Continue reading A Call to Paws
I recently imported the full and final version of The Woes of Weasley into an AI programme just to get an idea of the genres it suggested and to see what sort of synopsis it might be able to create. I got more than I bargained for! What amused me the most was the overview … Continue reading The Cats of Diamond Harbour
🐾 Weasley discovers that home isn’t a place… it’s where the people—and cats—you love are waiting for you. This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available as a book and as a complete 24-episode podcast series. 👉 Listen to the podcast:The Diary of an Orange Cat 🎧 Watch / … Continue reading Time to Go Home
🐾 Featuring controversial policies, an injured kererū … and a leader discovering that politics is much harder than it looks. This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available as a book and as a complete 24-episode podcast series. 👉 Listen to the podcast:The Diary of an Orange Cat 🎧 … Continue reading Conflict of Interest
🐾 Featuring a tuxedo cat with burgundy-coloured fur … a rock and roll fantasy… and Diamond Harbour’s least qualified band making its live debut This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available as a book and as a complete 24-episode podcast series. 👉 Listen to the podcast:The Diary of … Continue reading Live at the Point
🐾 Featuring: urgent public meetings, Facebook controversy, offended cats, and one increasingly stressed ginger observer. This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available as a book and as a complete 24-episode podcast series. 👉 Listen to the podcast:The Diary of an Orange Cat 🎧 Watch / listen to a … Continue reading A Head of Steam
🐾 Featuring lockdown bubbles, dogs breaking the rules, one heroic barbecue rescue… and a party that gets completely out of control This story is part of The Diary of an Orange Cat — now available as a book and as a complete 24-episode podcast series. 👉 Listen to the podcast:The Diary of an Orange Cat … Continue reading The Lockdown Party
